Alrighty. Are you angry? Do you need some good, original threats?. Check out these ones.

- I will unleash an angry cat in your pants

- I will duck tape your balls to the ceiling

- I will drive over your skull with my bike.

- Death by spatula

-Death by pigeon

- I'll kick your nuts up through your mouth.

-I'll set my pet tree loose of you and laugh as it decapitates you.

-I'll staple your butt cheeks together so you finally get so full of poo you explode.

-I'll shove a bee hive I had previously kicked down your throat

- I'll kill you with a rubber duck

- I'll leave you stranded on a desert island with Michael Jackson

-I'll dress you in red then lock you in a room with an angry bull. But first I'll kick the bull in the butt and spin you around ten times.